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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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Carl Watzinger was a German archaeologist, who with Ernst Sellin, worked on uncovering the site of the ancient city of Jericho (1907–09), and earlier, with Heinrich Kohl (1877–1914), conducted excavations at Capernaum (1905).
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