{"type":"general","setup":"Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?","punchline":"Because the punchline is apparent.","id":375}
{"type":"general","setup":"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?","punchline":"No, I got them all cut.","id":76}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a sheep with no legs?","punchline":"A cloud.","id":215}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?","punchline":"So they could Scandinavian.","id":313}
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Extraterrestrial Civilizations is a 1979 book by Isaac Asimov, in which the author estimates the probability of there being intelligent extraterrestrial civilizations within the Milky Way galaxy. This estimation is approached by progressively analyzing the requirements for life to exist.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?","punchline":"Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.","id":111}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?","punchline":"It was two-tired.","id":421}
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you steal a coat?","punchline":"You jacket.","id":130}
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