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{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
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Keeping Up with the Joneses was an American gag-a-day comic strip by Pop Momand that ran from March 31, 1913, to April 16, 1938. It depicts the McGinis family, Aloysius, Clarice, their daughter Julie, and their housekeeper Bella Donna, who struggle to \"keep up\" with the lifestyle of their neighbors, the unseen Joneses. The comic coined the well-known catchphrase \"keeping up with the Joneses\", referring to people's tendency to judge their own social standing according to that of their neighbors.
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Sir John Chichester, 1st Baronet lord of the manor of Raleigh in the parish of Pilton in Devon, was an English landowner and politician who sat in the House of Commons from 1661 to 1667.
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